The following post deals with sex and sexuality. If you are offended by these topics or under the age of 18, please skip this post. Consider yourself warned.
Now that the disclaimer is out of the way, I am very excited to introduce you all to a very special modification for Steampunk women everywhere, Lady Clankington’s Infernal Devices, by Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities.
What appears to be your average cosplay raygun is in fact a clearly modded vibrator. Indeed! This handcrafted line of “Infernal Devices” based in Pennsylvania is the first ever line of Steampunk adult novelty items available for sale anywhere in the world.
Here’s a blurb from their website that tells the story behind these wonderful devices, via their Infernal Devices section:
Lady Clankington, heiress and adventuress, is quite well-known for her appetite for the new and unique. Indeed, she was once the subject of quite a stir, for gentlemen known to be in her employ had been disappearing without a trace and horrors of the most frightening sort were left to the imagination. Upon later investigation, it was discovered that these individuals weren’t even men at all!
Due to her voracious desire for endless…adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire…for adventure. As brilliant and well-built as these mechanisms were, even these poor fellows kept wearing out.
Ever more frustrated and in need of satisfaction, Lady Clankington commissions Dr. Visbaun to create various enticements of a most diabolical nature. Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.
Each design will be in a limited edition of 100 numbered pieces and includes a certificate of authenticity. Once each design is sold out, it is gone for good!