It’s strange what texting, microblogging and the internet has done to the English language. Perhaps never before have we been subject to as many acronyms and abbreviated words than at present. The butchery of our language is not, however, a new thing. The poem, The Typewriter Revolution written by D.J. Enright in 1920 shows one perspective on how the typewriter was received when it made its debut. The poem’s wit and applicability to the seemingly unstoppable downward spiral of our language struck me as suitable for a Steampunk audience.
Without further ado, The Typewriter Revolution:
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Did you catch all of that?