Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities

The following post deals with sex and sexuality. If you are offended by these topics or under the age of 18, please skip this post. Consider yourself warned.

Now that the disclaimer is out of the way, I am very excited to introduce you all to a very special modification for Steampunk women everywhere, Lady Clankington’s Infernal Devices, by Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities.

What appears to be your average cosplay raygun is in fact a clearly modded vibrator. Indeed! This handcrafted line of “Infernal Devices” based in Pennsylvania is the first ever line of Steampunk adult novelty items available for sale anywhere in the world.

Here’s a blurb from their website that tells the story behind these wonderful devices, via their Infernal Devices section:

Lady Clankington, heiress and adventuress, is quite well-known for her appetite for the new and unique. Indeed, she was once the subject of quite a stir, for gentlemen known to be in her employ had been disappearing without a trace and horrors of the most frightening sort were left to the imagination. Upon later investigation, it was discovered that these individuals weren’t even men at all!

Due to her voracious desire for endless…adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire…for adventure. As brilliant and well-built as these mechanisms were, even these poor fellows kept wearing out.

Ever more frustrated and in need of satisfaction, Lady Clankington commissions Dr. Visbaun to create various enticements of a most diabolical nature. Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.

Each design will be in a limited edition of 100 numbered pieces and includes a certificate of authenticity.  Once each design is sold out, it is gone for good!

If you are interested in finding our more about Lady Clankington and her fine wares, please visit the About Us and FAQ pages.

Steampunk Rayguns

You know, sometime Steampunk is just silly. It’s over the top and goofy. It’s a good thing that we Steampunks can recognize this and try not to take ourselves too seriously.

I was exploring the depths of the internet (i.e. YouTube) today when I discovered this infomercial for Steampunk rayguns. It’s hilarious, so watch it!

And watching that video reminded me of the fact that I had recently procured a silly graphic novel/catalogue called Doctor Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory (Catalogue Edition). Seriously. That’s what it’s called. Here’s a picture of this thing’s cover, just to prove to you that this actually exists:

Anyway, I own a copy of this silly reading material. I wouldn’t call this a literary breakthrough, but it is perfect for bathroom reading or inspiring daydreams of one’s own successful bid at world domination. As it sounds, most of Doctor Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory (Catalogue Edition) is a fictitious catalogue of items one could theoretically order from Doctor Grordbort. The descriptions of the capabilities of these inventions is completely off the wall, just like the infomercial above, so if that sort of humor appeals to you, I guarantee that you will thoroughly enjoy Doctor Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory (Catalogue Edition).

Here’s another video featuring the book itself:

To science and to world domination!